Trevor Birtch: Woodstock Mayor Says It Wasn't Cocaine but Crushed Aleve, Not Rape but Consensual Sex!
Another government sex predator, another unlikely story!
Here at Government Sex Predators, we notice patterns. The most common pattern in rape cases is this: the alleged or convicted perpetrator claims the sex was consensual. In the case of Woodstock Mayor Trevor Birtch, the usual “it was consensual sex” claim has an unusual twist: while his accuser alleged that Birtch used cocaine and drank heavily before and after the rapes, Birtch claimed he actually had baggies of crushed Aleve pills he snorted to obtain relief from a shoulder injury. He admitted to using cocaine “socially,” but insisted that he was on that good stuff-Aleve-during the encounters with the victim. Naproxen is a hell of a drug.
During his testimony, Birtch fell back on the time-honored trope of a female conspiracy: the women in his life had all gotten together to plot against him, humiliating him with false rape accusations, and ruining him politically. His two terms as mayor came to a brutal end in 2018, when he lost his reelection campaign. Ah, the cooperative powers of embittered women cannot be underestimated.
The female victim allegedly searched Birtch’s medicine cabinet and commented on the “buckets of cocaine” he purportedly had, which he claims were merely crushed Aleve tablets. She claimed that Birtch would turn off his laptop camera during Zoom calls for city council meetings in order to snort cocaine, which Birtch denied while testifying.
He was previously convicted of sexual assault in August 2024 for raping another woman, whose encounters with Birtch overlapped with the current accuser’s alleged abuse. Birtch claimed that it was all a female conspiracy to ruin him, but the prosecution played an audio message he sent to a third woman in which he detailed “the attic torture scenario” in which he took his accuser to his attic crawl space, where he proceeded to tie her up, beat her, and then rape her.
For Trevor Birtch, no act of kindness went unpunished, as he testified to his good deeds in buying food for his accuser, as well as taking her to the hospital. The accuser testified that she was injured when Birtch tried to get her to perform a sex act roadside, while Birtch claimed he was trying to help her up after she had urinated on the side of the road.
The “Coolest Mayor East of the Rockies” is now ruined, undone by the female wiles of his accusers, and his propensity for sending audio messages about “attic torture scenarios” whilst snorting naproxen sodium. He was a Canadian champion of inclusivity and sustainability, but now he is a disgraced Aleve snorting convicted sexual predator.
No matter where you go, you’re never safe from the Government Sex Predators.